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19, female, cat, Samantha.
Get to know me.
cocks-cats-c-cash-comics-corvettes
everything that starts with c is good. yo.
ask away bitches
I drive a corvette and a k5 truck.
yeah, that is my truck

My manchild/nerd mobile, my truck, my baby

nasturbate:

fadoodledoo:

nasturbate:

THE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE GUY IS DOING GAY PORN NOW HOLY FUCK

and how would you know this ….

im a gay man that watches gay porn holy shit call the cops


huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 


anne-ominous:

grrspit:

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

Every time I see Shanesha Taylor’s mugshot my heart breaks into pieces.

Going outside of Arizona, but there was a man who left his INFANT in a car for 8 hours in Washington.  White guy.  Cops had to jimmy open the locked door to get the kid out, and that dude walks away without an arrest or any charges pressed against him.

anne-ominous:

grrspit:

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

Every time I see Shanesha Taylor’s mugshot my heart breaks into pieces.

Going outside of Arizona, but there was a man who left his INFANT in a car for 8 hours in Washington.  White guy.  Cops had to jimmy open the locked door to get the kid out, and that dude walks away without an arrest or any charges pressed against him.


puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”


beyouroffbeat:

frostmatey:

the-spinning-teacup:

iamonlyslightlydisneyobsessed:

Everyone always talks about how amazing of an architect Elsa is, but have we all forgotten about Tarzan’s parents who built an awesome tree house by themselves while caring for their infant child…?

TRUUUEEE

but someone had a headcanon that Tarzan’s parents were actually the King and Queen of Arendelle. They didn’t die, they washed up there

OHO 

OHOHOHOHO


egggggggs:

queerpropaganda:

how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute

pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.


parenyzia:

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

That’s a Disney creature right there I tell ya


pizza-kity:

mom said watch this flower


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