Cute Tumblr Themes
19, female, cat, Samantha.
Get to know me.
cocks-cats-c-cash-comics-corvettes
everything that starts with c is good. yo.
ask away bitches
I drive a corvette and a k5 truck.
yeah, that is my truck

My manchild/nerd mobile, my truck, my baby
vikingsarebetter:

Don’t let them in.Don’t let them see.Be the good dad you always have to be.Conceal, don’t feel. Put on a show.Make one wrong move and everyone will know.

vikingsarebetter:

Don’t let them in.
Don’t let them see.
Be the good dad you always have to be.
Conceal, don’t feel. Put on a show.
Make one wrong move and everyone will know.


blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones


thespacegoat:

straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow


plotdesigner:

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

highfunctioningdarklordofall:

can’t you imagine it though?

ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”

are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk


dutchster:

cordelias-coriander-condiment:

Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?

sure.. because tumblr was so much fun “back then”

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so

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fun

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what a paradise

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it was acceptable and cool to make racist/ableist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic/suicide/holocaust/911/any other offensives jokes and if you ever called them out on it they and their popular friends would ask all their followers to send you hate
don’t ever say tumblr was better back then 

But that whole post was about you ruining people’s fun. Just mind your beeswax.


jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression


snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks


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